Below is a partial list of the Member Orientation Guide; all rights reserved: 1) Employees receive three weeks of paid leave within the first year, which can be used any time after the sixth month of membership. 2) Premium 401(k) plan with 100% employer match (see plan guidelines for details) 3) Premium health insurance with comprehensive optical and dental coverage. 4) $999000 dollars in life change that has already send to you. 5) Access to Illuminati-only healthcare facilities located in all major shopping malls worldwide. 6) Free corporate transportation to any location in the world, usually through one of the organization’s websites. 7) Generous spending and clothing allowance. 8) All personal protective firearms, including fully automatic weapons, are provided free of charge, regardless of your state’s laws. 9) Annual inspections of your home and office for listening devices and other surveillance equipment. Additional analysis if necessary. 10) Free “talent” contract to remove those who are completely unsuitable for your activities. Preservation of the deceased’s body without leaving a trace is also part of this service. 11) Illuminati passport 12) Housing is provided in an Illuminati-controlled facility or through a generous housing allowance. After six months as a member of the organization. 13) Discreet, suitable and highly attractive companionship that matches your “type”, gender and orientation, free of charge when necessary. 14) You will be invited to the best parties and events where you can meet and see the world’s elite film and television stars, recording artists and other celebrities. Welcome to the new world. 15) You will be rewarded for your loyalty when you help us rule the world. Addendum: I forgot to mention the $250,000 signing bonus. Everyone should understand that this answer is so serious that I believe it will be published. You will achieve all this once your initiation process has been done . Welcome to the light